Humping Dog and Sit Up Dog USBs

General wackiness (random stupidness?) as found in a gift shop at Tokyo's Narita airport.

And lest you think that they're actual useful items, note that they have no storage capacity. You just plug 'em in a USB and listen to them clatter away all day.

I'll be flying thru NRT on the way home, holler if you want me to pick one up. ¥950 (about $10.50).